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Dune - Now Available!

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iRiffs Available November 5th

I'm just, so, happy...(blubber)....(sniffle)...





The Rifftrax guys have announced that the iRiffs uploads will begin November 5th! Dune has been ready and waiting for some time now. I'd better get back to work on Flash Gordon.

Mega Mega Hold

I have to share this image of the hair gel I bought recently. Apparently, the best they could come up with was "Mega Mega" to explain how crusty this gel will make your hair. Those boys in product development are sure earning their paychecks.





I think there might just be a method to their madness though. You'll notice the hold scale at the bottom. Why does it start at 6 and not 1? For a very good reason, as far as you know. I think the names associated with the numbers are as follows:

6 - Hold
7 - Hold Hold
8 - Mega Hold
9 - Mega Mega Hold
10 - Chuck Norris Hold

Now an 11 on the scale would be Infinite Hold, which is thought to be only possible in the center of a black hole, which explains its omission from the scale.

(Side note: Absolute Styling is like absolute zero, only for hygiene products)

Perfectionism

One of the interesting things I've discovered about myself making these commentaries, is that I'm a perfectionist. It's so hard for me to say, "Okay, it's done, it's good enough." I can always think of just one more joke I want to stick in there. Since I'm a programmer by day, this normally works to my advantage However, I'm finding that I have to fight my instincts when finishing a track.

Coming Soon - Dune!

Well, the recording and post-processing for Dune is done. As soon as the Rifftrax guys get the iRiffs section of the site done, I'll release it. Until then, here's a sample clip:





I'm not sure why the visual quality of this clip is so poor. I'll look into using a different process for producing sample clips in the future.